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Signs across the USA.


Hmmm...sounds like a Stephen King novel.

Run, Bullwinkle, run!!

80% guaranteed.

This town is trying to reduce its local population.

Make your choice and start your engines

Thanks, but I think I'll just keep driving.

Do you reckon they ran out of Canola oil?

I believe I'll just keep shopping at Safeway

Maybe the sign should have read "Pass With Care - Right Side Up"

Perfect road for a getaway.
(What the heck does this mean anyway?!)

Besides, they aren't in season right now!

They actually have to put a sign up to
keep people from doing this?

Tattoos done while you wait?
So does that mean you can't leave a body part and go shopping while your tattoo is being done?

Why not?

I wonder how long they'd remain your best friend?

Who says you can't be in two places at once?

Oh, my.

Now, as you drive down the highways and byways, enjoying these funny signs, if you ever come across...a two-story outhouse - use the upper one.